Chris Weigant: The Interrogation Of Mr. Claus (Necktie)
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He was walking so fast that his necktie blew over his left shoulder and trailed in the breeze like a scarf. Head down, eyes squinting from single-minded concentration, Robert Melandri made a beeline Friday across the parking lot at Utica Square.
The makeshift sign, with crooked letters and bright colors like a third-graders class project, was held aloft in the twilight chill of No. 1 Ohio States 42-39 victory over archrival and second-ranked Michigan last month. In Tressel We Trust, it said.
IT'S BEEN almost a year since Eddie Sherman officially retired as the three-dot columnist at MidWeek, but when our waitress at Romano's Macaroni Grill introduced herself as "Cat," Sherman was back in action, asking questions and collecting information as if he had a column due the next morning.
He was walking so fast that his necktie blew over his left shoulder and trailed in the breeze like a scarf. Head down, eyes squinting from single-minded concentration, Robert Melandri made a beeline Friday across the parking lot at Utica Square.
The makeshift sign, with crooked letters and bright colors like a third-graders class project, was held aloft in the twilight chill of No. 1 Ohio States 42-39 victory over archrival and second-ranked Michigan last month. In Tressel We Trust, it said.
IT'S BEEN almost a year since Eddie Sherman officially retired as the three-dot columnist at MidWeek, but when our waitress at Romano's Macaroni Grill introduced herself as "Cat," Sherman was back in action, asking questions and collecting information as if he had a column due the next morning.
